Pamatay na Banats/ Pick-up Lines

     Below are some of the pick-up lines that I've searched in the Internet. You can use them with your friends (just for fun), or to the person that you like that might make them flattered or might make them like you. We call it banat here in the Philippines. I tried to use them with my siblings, and they are trying to answer back (bara). They are some of the pick-up lines that appealed to me. They might also appeal to the person you wish to use this pick-up lines, but be careful of their reply (bara). Also, you can use them when the group are spilling out their pamatay na mga banat or killer pick-up lines.

English:

- If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

- You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!

- POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

- If your love could be described by words, Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.

- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Filipino:

- Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh

- Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh

- Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.

- “Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”

- “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”

- Cheater ka ba? kasi lagi kang panalo sa puso ko e.

- Pag tulog mo lagay ka kandila sa tabi mo. Para may ilaw ako papunta sa puso mo.

- Para kang TAXI. Kasi habang lumalayo at tumatagal ka. Lalo akong napapamahal sa’yo.

- Mukha kang tatay/nanay, t/n ng magiging anak ko.

- Kastila ka ba? Kasi nasakop mo puso ko.

- "Tara punta tau sa sementeryo. (Bakit?) Dalawin ntin ang puso kong patay na patay sau."

- Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.

- May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

- Wag nalng tayo maging friend. Cousin nalang. COUSIN-TAHAN .. 

* Girl: Aanhin mo yung hagdan?

Boy: Aakyat sana ako sayo ng ligaw

Girl: Di na kelangan! Yumuko ka nlang.

Boy: Huh?! Bakit?

Girl: Pakipulot ung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sayo!

    Also, there is this movie, called "My Amnesia Girl." It is very appealing because they use d great pick-up lines. You might also use the lyrics from their OST. The title of the song is "Mahal Kita Kasi." It was sung by Nicole Hyala. Because this was Toni Gonzaga's movie, she  had her own version of this song.  

Movie Poster of  "My Amnesia Girl" 

Mahal Kita Kasi

Bangin ka ba? Kasi

Nahuhulog na ako sa'yo, naman kasi

Unggoy ka ba? Kasi

Sumasabit ka sa puso ko, naman kasi

Pustiso ka ba? Kasi

You know I can't smile without you

Pagod na pagod na ako

Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko

Kasi naman kasi

Mahal kita

Bagay tayong dalawa

Papicture nga

Para mapadevelop kita

Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop

Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Papupulis kita, kasi

Ninakaw mo ang puso ko, naman kasi

Kuto ka ba? Kasi

Palagi ka sa ulo ko

Naman kasi

Apoy ka ba? Kasi

Alab-alab I love you

Mag salbabida ka nga

Kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko

Kasi naman kasi

Mahal kita

Bagay tayong dalawa

Papicture nga

Para mapadevelop kita

Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop

Bagay tayo, bagay talaga

Kamukha mo si Papa P, Papa P (John lloyd)

P Papa P, Papa P

P Papa P, Papa P (John Lloyd)

Exam ka ba, kasi

Sasagutin kita agad-agad, naman kasi

Drugs ka ba?kasi, Kakaadik ka kasi kasi naman kasi

Kulangot ka ba?kasi, You're really really hard to get

Posporo ka ba? eh di posporo rin ako

Para match

Kasi naman kasi

Mahal kita

Bagay tayong dalawa

Papicture nga

Para mapadevelop kita

Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop

Bagay tayo, bagay talaga... 

Pustiso ka ba, kasi

I really really can't smile without you...